Check out what “I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining” brought us:

Quotes/Jokes

• Kenny’s herpes. Cartman: “Cold sores is what girls call it”.
• The South Park internal organs.
• “The brain has to work overtime acting nice and pretending to care about people on the tour.”
• “Don’t forget to take in the gnar.”
• “Inside Eric’s stomach, the kung pao has just met with the Del Taco he ate for breakfast.”
• “Fecal matter which floats up and into Kyle’s nasal passage.”
• Shaka bra!
• Cartman while ziplining: “I’m so fucking bored!”
• Cartman’s “Double Dew” and “Diet Double Dew”. “It only has half the caffeine and sugar of Double Dew”.
• “His rancid feces is now rapidly converting to a thick paste. The diarrhea shoots out of Eric’s anus and into his underwear.” Then Kyle’s immediate, “Dude! Did you just shit your pants?”
• “If I crap in the woods the blood will attract beavers, Kyle!”
• The wet turkey and ham sandwiches.
• “I Should Have Never Thought Horseback Riding Would Be Any Better Than Ziplining” and “I Should Have Never Got On A God Damn Boat”.
• The live action/real-life/re-enactment South Park.
• “After cleaning Cartman’s diarrhea and fighting off beavers.”
• Real Kenny: “Fuck you, Cartman!” (With the Mysterion growl?, HT: mutt13)
• They all instantly got herpes from drinking from the same bottle as Kenny.
• “Kenny McCormick has died of bordem.”
• “How many iPod Nanos is friendship worth?”
• “The hardest part about it, is knowing you can’t take it back. I mean, it was a 5th-generation Nano, so I can’t trade it in anywhere.”
• The live-action Mr. Hankey.
• Mr. Hankey’s Magical Helicrapter, Seven-Turdy-Seven, and the classic Poo-Choo Express.
• In the end, Cartman: “No I didn’t get herpes, I only had a cold sore”.
• “Stan once again ended up jacking it in San Diego”.
• “It’s diet dude. Diet soda doesn’t give you diarrhea”.

References/Info

• The entire episode (including its title) is a rip on I Shouldn’t Be Alive.
• Ziplinging, “We’ve definitely not done that before”. With 16 seasons, the boys seemed to have done almost everything.
• The “how lame shuttles can be” flashbacks: an overpacked Indian shuttle bus and Space Shuttle Challenger exploding.
• The tour group sings the classic camp song, “The Little Green Frog”.
• Cartman’s underwear label reads, “Cornucopia Brand” and has fruits on it, just like Fruit of the Loom.
• On the Diet Double Dew can is the tagline, “DEW THE MATH”.
• The live action boat is named, “Puffin”. It is Trey’s Father’s boat.
• During the re-enactment, you can see a hand holding a hose under “Cartman”, so that it looks like he is diarrheaing off the boat. The “goof” looks pretty intentional.
• The narrator is Eric Meyers, the real narrator of I Shouldn’t Be Alive.
• The live action actors in the credits: Michael Zazarino as Stan, Brandon Hardesty as Cartman, Eli Bildner as Kyle, and Josh Beren as Kenny.
• Brandon Hardesty tweeted that Trey & Matt were on set for the live action bit.
• Part of the live action bit was filmed a week before South Park season 16 premiered.

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